To no avail the veil was not for sale*

To no avail the veil was not on sale*

It was in a catalog that was on sale

The order was placed and sent in the mail

As the envelope it was sent in was on its trail

But it was sent with a parcel service that delivered by a snail

As it was pushed and prodded in pigeon coups and pulled by its tail

The pigeon was left on the stool and almost went to jail

But good lawyers a few when it comes to bail

And many win some cases and many also fail

But back to the gist of this tale

We bought a product to no avail

When we found out later on this product it was a veil and was not on sale
Dom* Colucci 2009*